Parlay and be happy.

TBA

Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart.

This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via fuckinq)

Noooo

(Source: anitaspallenberg, via laaaaaasworld)

professor-whom:

I don’t know if it’s funnier if you read it as “My ass open at 6 am” or “McDonalds; YASSS open at 6 am”

professor-whom:

I don’t know if it’s funnier if you read it as “My ass open at 6 am” or “McDonalds; YASSS open at 6 am”

(Source: milokerrigan, via manda)

lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

(via afro-american)